Uncle Earl: Streak O Lean, Streak O Fat

Total Insanity! Irish jig kung fu gang fight in Chinese restaurant.

Thanks to "pigeatinginfidel", we have the CHinese lyrics translated:
"Braised fatty meat
Some like it, some say No
I love me some braised fatty meat
Don't forget to drink a little liquor
Cup by cup we all get drunk
Dance til the break of day
She dances like a crazy mother in law
She's freakin crazy
She plays that thing like she's starting a revolution
Bring on the braised fatty pork
And don't forget the liquor
Cup by cup we all get drunk
Living like this, how can we go on?
Today we drink, today we're wasted
Long live braised fatty meat!"